I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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