none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
