I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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