Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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