Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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