i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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