Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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