It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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