so explain again why im purple
no
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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