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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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