just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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