I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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