So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize
