I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
there is puke in my bra ... again
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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