I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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