she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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