You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
