so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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