This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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