He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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