wrigley field is MILF paradise
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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