Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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