i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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