I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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