Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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