this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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