you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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