She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
