weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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