Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I can't put those talents on a resume
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I have post one night stand depression
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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