yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
