I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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