Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize