So drunk its hurt
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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