Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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