How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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