Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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