That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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