it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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