Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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