I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My vagina just recognized that song.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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