As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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