So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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