Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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