You're my little dorito
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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