You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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