Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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