Me too!
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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