Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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