So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
