He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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