Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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