Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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