he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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