will power is for people who don't want to get laid
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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