I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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