I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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