Where did you get a picture of my penis
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i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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