CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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